You're Not Gonna Reach My Telephone [Al's Phone]

[Alfred Franklin Jones]

ALFRED FRANKLIN JONES!

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now did you read the news today
they say the danger's gone away[/center]

(648) 2346!

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but I can see the fire's still alight
there burning into the night[/center]

“hey, it's captain america, ready to save the day! with your...what? -sigh- oh, alright, this is alfred. leave a message after the beep and i'll get back to you or whatever. peace?”

CONTACTS!
ooh superman where are you now
when everything's gone wrong somehow

akaroa maui greenstone

(262) 8563 | move along – all american rejects


cameron alexander smith

(847) 1074 | price tag – jessie j

chaya aliyah yedidyah

(000) 2222 | jerusalem of gold – naomi shermer

damien azra lucifer

(596) 3245 | don't dance – 3oh!3

desna siku erebus

(236) 8423 | the thin ice – pink floyd

din era soliko

(759) 3896 | secrets – one republic

erika roxann martens

(404) 4618 | fuckmylife – dot dot curve

erin aoife patrick

(979) 5011 | green dragon song – lord of the rings

gupta muhammad hassan

(397) 4407 | walk like an egyptian – the bangles

ildri cornelia lumen

(677) 3000 | help i'm alive – metric

ivan "russia" braginski

(988)0962 | dangerous and moving – T.a.T.u

jair cecila darling

(455) 8363 | express yourself – madonna

katherine leigh-ann richman

(670) 1000 | call me maybe – carly rae jepsen

leela marie cavanaugh

(257) 6483 | tribute – tenacious d

logan seth gray

(623)0864 | back in black – ac/dc

matthew francis williams

(382) 9872 | titanium – david guetta

tessa raven o’conner

(453)-4613 | from me to you – the beatles

tony a. alien

(604) 6314 | men in black – will smith

SPEED DIAL!
the men of steel, the men of power
are losing control by the hour

0 – voicemail
1 – classified
2 – chaya yedidyah
3 – tony alien
4 – matthew williams
5 – erin patrick
6 – ivan braginski
7 – desna erebus
8 – akaroa greenstone
9 – cameron smith

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VOICEMAIL!
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CREDIT for this format goes to JEZ-E!
LYRICS

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[Cameron Alexander Smith]

cameron alexander smith

(847) 1074 | price tag – jessie j

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[Jair Cecila Darling]

din era soliko

(759) 3896 | secrets – one republic

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jair cecila darling

(455) 8363 | express yourself – madonna

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[Tessa Raven O'Conner]

Tessa Raven O’Conner

(453)-4613 | From me to you – The Beatles

[Chaya Aliyah Yedidyah]

chaya aliyah yedidyah

(000) 2222 | jerusalem of gold – naomi shermer

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[Katherine Leigh-Ann Richman]

katherine leigh-ann richman

(670) 1000 | call me maybe – carly rae jepsen

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[Logan Seth Grey]

Logan Seth Gray

(623)0864 | Back In Black – AC/DC


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[Leela Marie Cavanaugh]

Leela Marie Cavanaugh

(257) 6483 | Tribute – Tenacious D

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[Ildri Cornelia Lumen]

ildri cornelia lumen

(677) 3000 | Help I'm Alive – Metric

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[b](677) 3000[/b] | [i]Help I'm Alive[/i] – Metric[/size]

[Cameron Alexander Smith]

ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGE!
cameron alexander smith

(847) 1074
“Dude that literally took me like an hour to figure out who the hell these people were mentioned but I got there in the end!
Proud of you!.......How was it?
And damn it! I guess I'm gonna have to find something else to turn to gold now so I can pawn it to get money together to buy a new one. Ah well. Hillarious all the same.
But also funny about those text messages! Do you think she saw your frape on facebook, who by the way now know that you love cock because you are a big homo. Hahaha.”

[Ivan Russia Braginski]

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(988)0962 | dangerous and moving – T.a.T.u

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[b](988)0962[/b] | [i]dangerous and moving[/i] – T.a.T.u[/size]

ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGE!
ivan 'russia' braginski

(988)0962
“Just so you know....in case you were wondering. The walls are thin and I can totally hear your loudness through them at like all hours of the night. Why don't you sleep like normal people?”

[Ivan Russia Braginski]

ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGE!
ivan 'russia' braginski

(988)0962
“It was while you were drunk of course. Besides, I could have always just gotten it off another nation if I really wanted it. I'm sure with the amount of wandering you do past your own borders to poke around someone would have it. ”

[Ivan Russia Braginski]

ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGE!
ivan 'russia' braginski

(988)0962
“Hm, was it? You tell me. Were you offended by it?

If not I may have to try harder. kolkolkolkol ”

[Ivan Russia Braginski]

ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGE!
ivan 'russia' braginski

(988)0962
“Yes sure....help....that's what you're doing. I sure they appreciate it really.

Why not? I'm bored.....and maybe.”

[Ivan Russia Braginski]

ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGE!
ivan 'russia' braginski

(988)0962
“............there are no words

I thought me threatening to nuke you was cold-war esque I haven't done that....”