Ivan Russia Braginski
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Post by Ivan Russia Braginski on Jun 28, 2012 19:24:43 GMT -5
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 21:04:53 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES "WTF Russia?
...do I even want to know HOW you got this number?" |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 21:14:04 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"That's what I kinda figured.
Sure, there are plenty of other nations that have my phone number! That way they can get ahold of me any time they need my he...
...wait, was that an attempt to insult me? >.>" |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 21:24:49 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"Offended? Nah, not really. I'm a hero, and heroes are supposed to HELP people.
You're trying to insult me? Seriously man? Why?
...did you just kol me?" |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 21:35:27 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"Well hey, when you have the power to do so, why not help out? I'm sure they do appreciate it! You should try it some time!
Because, dude...that's kind of Cold War-esque.
Alrighty then." |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 21:41:28 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"No words for what?
Yeah, true. But it's still not nice to insult me. When have I insulted you lately?" |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 21:48:25 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"...what? My head is NOT inflated! That was totally uncalled for!
Leave Israel out of this. This is between you and me.
Besides, I'm the one who got clocked in the head by that radio." |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 22:02:20 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"...I'm just trying to help dammit!
She does get a little...emotional at times. You should have seen her during Hurricane Katrina...she tricked me into sitting down by seducing me. She's sneaky as fuck.
...I kinda like that, though. =P" |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 22:08:30 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"Did you just admit you were crazy, Russia? That's good, the first step is admitting you have a problem...
And she was stroking my thighs. MY THIGHS." |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jun 28, 2012 22:16:42 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"Pretty sure all of us in the Allies figured it out when your heart plopped onto the table during that meeting. Didya ever get that problem looked at? Nation or not, I'm pretty sure your heart's not supposed to go falling out of your chest.
It's creepy as hell, man." |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jul 1, 2012 14:33:08 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"That doesn't make it any less creepy!
...then again, what am I saying? I take off Texas every night to sleep. First time I told Barack this he gave me a o_0 expression.
Then again, most of my bosses give me a o_0 expression for about the first week after I meet them." |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jul 1, 2012 14:48:38 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"They eventually get used to it though. At least, all of mine have. Usually helps when they meet up with past bosses who can confirm it. If a boss was vice president before it helps too.
Any of your bosses have really funny reactions?
I guess if it doesn't bother you, but it's still weird." |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jul 1, 2012 15:16:23 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"That blows. Been mostly the opposite for me. Most of my bosses have been pretty cool, at least to me. Now to each other is a different story I'd like to avoid. >.>
I gotta give props where it's due to Abraham though. He dealt with a lot of crap. Good man. Lost him way too soon...
Don't think I want to know." |
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Post by Alfred Franklin Jones on Jul 1, 2012 15:39:06 GMT -5
Message from ALFRED JONES"Hmm...guess I am.
You're right, I don't. I'm...that blows, man. It really does. Though I can't say I've escaped unscathed either. Our governments really don't understand how much their actions affect us.
Then again, most of the people in our governments don't even know what we are. To most of them, I'm just some weird kid who keeps popping up in random places and doesn't look like he belongs there." |
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Post by Matthew Francis Williams on Jul 2, 2012 17:53:03 GMT -5
 MATTHEW WILLIAMS386 - 9872All your bullets ricochet
You shoot me down
But I get up[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2s17gw9.png[/IMG]
[color=Blue]MATTHEW WILLIAMS[/color]
[b]386 - 9872[/b]
[size=1][i]All your bullets ricochet
You shoot me down
But I get up[/i][/size] |
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